CHAPTER 1: THE HARDEST PROBLEM OF ELON MUSK’S LIFE
Elon Musk has solved thousands of impossibly complex problems: optimizing Falcon 9’s trajectory, designing Neuralink, making a Tesla go from 0 to 100 km/h in a few seconds… but nothing has ever made him sweat as much as teaching his mischievous little son.
The boy — let’s call him Max — is a magical combination of Tesla 4680 battery-level energy and the chaos of a failed rocket launch. Max doesn’t hate studying. He just… doesn’t like it, doesn’t want it, doesn’t care, doesn’t prioritize it, and most importantly: cannot sit still for more than 7 seconds.
Elon Musk once said: “I can send rockets to Mars. But getting this kid to sit at a desk? Impossible mission.”
CHAPTER 2: THE DISASTER BEGINS AT 8 A.M.
One morning, sunlight streamed into the study room (Elon built a mini SpaceX-style classroom just for Max), and the lesson began.
Elon adjusted his glasses and opened a 3rd-grade math book.
Elon: “Max, today we’re learning multiplication. Very simple. Five times three is…”
Max: “Dad, look! I made a rocket out of pencils! It can fly!!!”
Max threw the pencil “rocket” into the air. And yes, it flew — straight into Elon’s coffee cup.
Elon closed his eyes for three seconds, inhaled deeply, and told himself: Stay calm, Elon. You’re the man who sends rockets into orbit. You cannot lose to an 8-year-old.
CHAPTER 3: ELON MUSK ACTIVATES “TEACHER MODE”
Elon thought: Time for a new strategy.
Strategy 1: Teach with technology
He powered up a massive LED screen and showed a 3D animation explaining multiplication.
Max watched for two seconds. Then asked:
“Dad, can this screen run Minecraft?”
Strategy 2: Turn lessons into games
Elon built a mini Falcon 9 model.
“If you answer the question correctly, Falcon will land successfully.”
Max randomly pressed the control buttons.
The Falcon crashed onto the table.
Elon held his head in despair.
Strategy 3: Bribe him with food
“Max, if you focus for ten minutes, I’ll give you ice cream.”
Max’s eyes lit up.
“How long is ten minutes?”
“It’s… longer than the time you needed to destroy my keyboard last time.”
Max thought.
“So… seven seconds?”
CHAPTER 4: ELON MUSK ACTUALLY LOSES HIS MIND
Every time Elon tried to teach, Max opened his mouth… and asked ten unrelated questions.
Elon: “Five times three equals—”
Max: “Dad, if I dig a hole to the Earth’s core and drop a candy into it, will it melt?”
Elon: “We’re learning math.”
Max: “But what if I drop it…?”
Elon gently knocked his forehead on the table.
SpaceX had seen Elon angry after a Starship explosion. But they had never seen him this defeated — simply from teaching Max to divide 12 by 3.
CHAPTER 5: THE TRAGICALLY CHAOTIC INTERRUPTIONS
Elon tries to explain a lesson → Max chases the cat.
Elon prints worksheets → Max folds them into paper airplanes.
Elon opens a book → Max opens the fridge.
Elon calculates → Max throws a ball.
Once, Elon asked:
“Max, why won’t you study?”
Max innocently replied:
“Because studying is boring, and you look funnier when you’re angry.”
Elon almost fainted.
CHAPTER 6: ELON’S CRAZIEST SOLUTION
One day, Elon declared:
“I’ll build a new school… just to teach my kid!”
Tesla employees froze in confusion.
But everyone knew: when Elon says something, he does it.
And so…
A new school was born: Ad Astra 2.0 – The School for One Kid Who Refuses to Study.
Every teacher had to sign a contract promising:
No quitting, no crying, no begging for days off whenever Max went wild.
CHAPTER 7: PLOT TWIST – MAX ISN’T DUMB, HE’S TOO SMART
As the teachers observed, they discovered something shocking:
Max wasn’t unable to learn.
Max learned too fast.
So fast that he became bored.
No assignment challenged him. No subject interested him. Except…
The bizarre questions even Elon struggled to answer.
CHAPTER 8: ELON STOPS LOSING HIS MIND — AND STARTS BEING PROUD
One day, Max said:
“Dad, I figured out a way to reuse rockets 100% without needing a booster.”
Elon froze.
“You… figured it out?”
“Yes. I dreamed about it last night.”
Elon: “…”
SpaceX engineers: “…”
The entire planet: “…”
ENDING: ELON MUSK’S GREATEST LESSON
Elon once thought that teaching Max was the hardest challenge of his life.
But then he realized:
Max wasn’t here to be taught by Elon.
Max was here to teach Elon how to be a father.
A man may send rockets to Mars…
but teaching one hyperactive child?
That is the real impossible mission.
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