A Married At First Sight wife who publicly shamed her husband and called him the C-word gets absolutely roasted on Sunday night by the show’s experts, who hurl insults like “ugly”, “cruel” and “vile” at her in a real-time Gogglebox scenario where she can’t change the channel.

Let’s cut to the chase: tonight is all about the fallout from Juliette’s bad behaviour at the drunken dinner party.

We don’t even care about misogynistic Tyson throwing a very unmanly hissy fit and quitting the show to prance back to whatever underground bunker he lives in.

Juliette arrives at the commitment ceremony with zero remorse and a bizarre American accent she has been using on-and-off to deliver insults.

“I’m not apologising for last night. No way! What I saw of Joel at the dinner party … I was completely disgusted by. Ew,” she trash talks her husband to us, thinking we’re going to cheer and hoist her up on our shoulders to celebrate.

“He just completely gaslit me in front of the entire group. And then created a smear campaign to paint me out to be some crazy b**ch. And, by the way, you’re gonna get crazy b**ch when you’re giving me crazy b**ch. Idiot!”

For context: Joel didn’t gaslight her. He simply disagreed with her claim that he called himself “the star of the show”. What he actually said was “you don’t see the star in me” — which is different, though admittedly still tragic. But Juliette’s convinced she’s the victim of a smear campaign, despite being the one who spent an hour publicly humiliating Joel before dropping the C-bomb.

The truth of the matter? Both of these people are annoying — just in very different ways. Yes, Joel has the personality of that guy from the Shamwow infomercials. Still, at least he’s not a big meanie.