Late Show host Stephen Colbert on Tuesday opened up with some backhanded praise for President Donald Trump.
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“You think it would be impossible for us to be shocked by Donald Trump,” he said. “But give the man credit: Every so often, he takes the time to attach the electrodes to our nipples, and then it feels like the first time.”
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“We’re just nine months into Trump’s term, and he’s going ‘Hulk smash’ on the White House,” Colbert said. “Last time, it took him at least four years to bring a demo crew to the Capitol.”
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With that, he played footage of the Jan. 6, 2021, assault on the U.S. Capitol carried out by Trump supporters.
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“Yesterday at the White House, Trump talked about his wrecking ballroom,” Colbert noted. “And the one thing I don’t think we make enough fun of is how his brain is filled with cotton-candy fantasies of lavish princely soirees.”
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Colbert rolled footage of Trump going on and on about what the ballroom will be like while speaking at an event intended to honor two college baseball teams.
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“So you’ll have drinks, cocktails, everything on this floor, and then they’ll say, ‘Welcome to dinner.’ You walk into the ballroom, ‘Mr. Senators,’ and you’re gonna see a ballroom the likes of which, I don’t think it will be topped,” Trump said.
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Colbert mocked the idea as Trump’s “Barbie dream ballroom,” and ripped the president for fantasizing about his parties in the middle of a government shutdown.
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