Is the king of late-night secretly the king of soft spots? Inside the tropical getaway that reveals Greg Gutfeld’s never-before-seen family man side — and the wife who stole the show… again.

Greg Gutfeld may be known for his acerbic wit and savage one-liners on The Five and Gutfeld!, but this week, the Fox News firebrand showed a very different side — one that’s leaving fans and followers utterly floored.

On a surprise hiatus from his usual network duties, the 60-year-old late-night titan jetted off to paradise with two very special ladies: his stunning wife Elena Moussa, 43, and their barely-seven-month-old daughter, baby Mira — a rare, candid glimpse into the secretive personal life of one of Fox’s most guarded personalities.

And boy, did he deliver.

In a jaw-dropping Instagram post that’s already racking up thousands of likes and heated commentary, Gutfeld shared a snapshot of Elena on a sun-drenched white sand beach, looking like she just walked out of a Bond film.

Waves crashing, curls flying, legs for days — Elena, a former photo editor and notoriously private public figure, stood barefoot with baby Mira swaddled in what appeared to be a makeshift sling made from a flowing white sheet. She paired the effortlessly chic look with a white summer dress and brown oval sunglasses, shielding her from the glistening tropical rays.

But the accessory that truly turned heads?

Her radiant post-baby glow — and that smile. For once, not even Greg could hide his pride.

Yet, in true Gutfeld fashion, he couldn’t resist dropping a zinger in the caption:
“She still has the baby weight.”
Not a dig at postpartum pounds — but at literally carrying their bundle of joy strapped to her chest.

The comment, dripping in classic Gutfeld sarcasm, drew both laughs and gasps across social media.
“She’s glowing!” one follower gushed.
“Typical Greg — even his baby compliments come with a punchline,” another chimed in.

But it wasn’t just Greg dishing out the sneak peeks. Over the weekend, Elena broke her own silence on motherhood with an oh-so-sweet snapshot of baby Mira in a white and sage-green pinstriped swimsuit adorned with cartoon strawberries and a matching sun hat.

The catch?
Elena, ever the protective mama bear, only let followers catch a glimpse of Mira’s plump cheeks and rosebud lips — no full-face reveal yet. Just a white heart emoji caption, and fans were melting.

“It’s like seeing a unicorn,” one fan joked. “Greg’s family life is basically the Area 51 of Fox News.”

But where exactly is this dreamscape destination?
Despite the picturesque beach, clear waters, and even a cruise ship in the distance, the Gutfelds have kept their holiday location tightly under wraps. Not a single geotag or name drop — just curated glimpses of sun, sea, and a surprisingly serene Greg.

Insiders speculate they may be somewhere in the Caribbean, or possibly a private resort in the South Pacific. But unless a paparazzi drone flies by, we may never know.

Elena Moussa wore a white dress with natural curls.© @realgreggutfeld/Instagram

Meanwhile, back in New York…

With Gutfeld off the clock for the next couple of weeks, Dana Perino is wasting zero time stealing his spotlight — and renaming his show in the process.

In a hilariously cheeky Instagram announcement on Thursday, the 53-year-old co-host posted a behind-the-scenes video with the rebranded title “Perino!!” taking over the classic Gutfeld! set.

“Fun filling in for @realgreggutfeld tonight,” she wrote. “Thanks to @comedianjoemachi @sherrodsmall @tyrussmash @kattimpf!”

Fans flooded the comment section with praise and applause — and more than a few pleas for Dana to permanently take the reins.

One user teased:
“Don’t give it back, Dana. You’ve earned it.”

Another quipped:
“Baby Mira gets a beach. Dana gets the studio. That’s what I call equal opportunity!”

So while Perino! dominates primetime and Instagram fawns over sun-kissed baby toes and breeze-blown curls, Greg Gutfeld’s tropical transformation from comedy king to devoted dad is the real story America didn’t see coming.

What’s next? Matching Hawaiian shirts? A parenting podcast? Diaper bag fashion reviews?

If this vacation is any hint, Greg’s third act might just be his most surprising yet.