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GREG GUTFELD CRASHES FALLON’S STAGE — FROM “ILLEGAL SPEAKEASIES” TO QUIZZING THE NEWS-CLUELESS

It wasn’t the kind of booking you’d expect to see on NBC’s The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon. Greg Gutfeld, the Fox News late-night wildcard known for his razor-edged quips and eyebrow-raising commentary, walked onto Fallon’s stage for the very first time — and managed to sidestep politics entirely.

Instead, he delivered a performance that felt like part stand-up routine, part chaotic memoir, and part fever dream.

ENTER GUTFELD — RIGHT AFTER THE JONAS BROTHERS IN WIZARD ROBES

The timing couldn’t have been stranger. Moments after the Jonas Brothers shuffled offstage dressed as wizards (yes, wizards), Fallon welcomed Gutfeld. Without missing a beat, the Fox host tumbled into Fallon’s arms as though they were long-lost sitcom buddies.

But instead of diving into political sparring or Fox-versus-late-night jabs, Gutfeld went straight for a story — a hazy, boozy memory from 15 years ago, when he and Fallon first crossed paths in what he described as an “illegal speakeasy” in Hell’s Kitchen.

“We were wasted,” Gutfeld began, his grin widening as the audience leaned in. He painted a picture of a dimly lit, questionable watering hole that “looked like a place where special ops forces water board terrorists.”

A WRESTLING MATCH AND A PACK OF CIGARETTES

The story escalated quickly. According to Gutfeld, Fallon and a friend were wrestling — yes, physically wrestling — when Fallon suddenly swiped a cigarette right out of his hand.

“I guess he felt bad,” Gutfeld said. “Because the next thing I know, he buys me a fresh pack.”

Fallon laughed, admitting the memory was only just coming back to him. “It definitely happened,” he said, clearly enjoying the absurdity. The two recalled that the night didn’t end there — the group migrated to another bar, because of course they did.

FROM FAILED MAGAZINES TO 3 A.M. TELEVISION

Switching gears, Gutfeld offered a mini origin story. Before his current Fox stardom, there were “a few failed magazine jobs” and then the late-night experiment Red Eye.

“Everybody was drunk, even the cameraman,” he said, explaining the show’s unique energy. “It airs at 2 a.m., but they felt it was too edgy for 2 a.m., so they moved it to 3 a.m.”

Fallon, playing the perfect foil, asked: “Who’s even watching TV at 3 a.m.?”

Gutfeld didn’t miss a beat: “Speed dealers and breastfeeders.” The audience roared.

SELLING THE STRANGEST GAME SHOW ON TELEVISION

The appearance wasn’t all nostalgia and one-liners — Gutfeld also had something to promote: What Did I Miss?, his Fox Nation game show.

The concept is exactly the kind of bizarre social experiment that feels half reality TV, half satire: contestants are locked in a house with zero contact with the outside world for weeks.

“You ever wonder about the people sequestered for The Bachelor or Love Island?” Gutfeld asked. “They miss all this news — big stuff — and when they come out, they have no idea who’s president or that their husband left them for a maid.”

When the contestants are finally released, they’re quizzed on whether headlines are real or fake. “With Trump, you can’t tell,” Gutfeld deadpanned. “Like, imagine somebody tells you: true or false, the president demands annexation of Canada?”

A RARE POLITICS-FREE PERFORMANCE

What made the segment so striking wasn’t the outlandish imagery or the unusual guest pairing — it was that Gutfeld, often criticized (or celebrated) for leaning hard into political territory, kept it light.

This was late-night Gutfeld unchained — no agenda, no sparring, just absurd anecdotes, strange career detours, and shameless plugs. In other words, pure entertainment.

FALLON’S GENIUS: LETTING CHAOS BREATHE

Jimmy Fallon, who thrives on unpredictable energy, let Gutfeld run with it. The host played the role of bemused partner-in-crime, reacting with the same mix of disbelief and amusement as the audience.

By the end, the two felt less like talk show host and guest and more like a couple of troublemakers who’d been roped into telling their version of “that one wild night” at a high school reunion.

WHY THIS WORKED

In a world where late-night has become increasingly divided along political lines, Gutfeld’s Tonight Show debut was a reminder that there’s still room for the unexpected. By avoiding politics, he made room for something else: a shared laugh that didn’t need a party affiliation.

And maybe that’s why, hours after the episode aired, clips from the segment were already circulating online — not because of a viral “gotcha” moment, but because it was genuinely, bizarrely, fun.